The Autonomous Pigsty of Zeiifunder is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Benevolent Pig-Lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.662 billion Zeiifundites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beard City. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeiifundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Pigdollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,588 Pigdollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Beard City Natural History Museum, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zeiifunder's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oinkism.

Zeiifunder is ranked 205,805^th in the world and 5^th in Lucretian Hegemony for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.