
| Population | 6.036 billion |
| Capital | Osu Municipality Mar Tal District |
| Leader | Zényo Kíszúvy |
| Currency | Zedakd Tegik |
| Animal | Tuszuvudszkha Deer |
The East Waszeraj Capital City of Zedakd is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zényo Kíszúvy with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.036 billion Zedakkervekel are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osu Municipality Mar Tal District. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zedakdervek economy, worth 766 trillion Zedakd Tegiks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,051 Zedakd Tegiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, Zedakkerveks have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zedakd's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zedakd is ranked 184,375th in the world and 6th in Furballland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 704.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zedakd, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
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Zedakd, Zedakkerveks have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
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Zedakd, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus.
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Zedakd, chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion.
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Zedakd, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Osu Municipality Mar Tal District to enjoy their national art.
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Zedakd was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Zedakd, the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip.
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Zedakd, Zényo Kíszúvy's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
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Zedakd, the Osu Municipality Mar Tal District State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'.
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Zedakd, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.



































































