
| Population | 3.604 billion |
| Capital | Miranda |
| Leader | Prime Minister Roger Raymond |
| Faith | Zanibian Christianism |
| Currency | Sword |
| Animal | Swan |
The Free Corporative Federation of Zanibie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Raymond with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.604 billion Zanibians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miranda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zanibiean economy, worth 401 trillion Swords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 111,507 Swords, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,714 per year while the poor average 25,827, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, news headlines suggest that Prime Minister Roger Raymond has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zanibie's national animal is the Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zanibian Christianism.
Zanibie is ranked 152,150th in the world and 13th in Brasil1 for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 30.58 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, news headlines suggest that Prime Minister Roger Raymond has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
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Zanibie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Zanibie's influence in Brasil1 rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Zanibiean military.
- : Following new legislation in
Zanibie, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.






