The Neoliberal Libtocracy of Zaila is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Joe Biden with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.409 billion Zailans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaila City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zailan economy, worth 848 trillion Zailan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 156,808 Zailan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and 42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Zaila City. Crime is totally unknown. Zaila's national animal is the mog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zaila is ranked 100,808^th in the world and 4^th in The LCRUA for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.87 on the Bus Surprisal Index.