The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 35 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.3 billion Yuyu Puppet 35ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,372 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the death penalty has been reintroduced, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 35's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 35 is ranked 105,456^th in the world and 47^th in Willow Farm for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,608.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.