The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 33 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.272 billion Yuyu Puppet 33ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,475 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the sun now sets on the Yuyu Puppet 33ian Empire, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 33's national animal is the Yuyu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yuyu Puppet 33 is ranked 24,840^th in the world and 21^st in Willow Farm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.08 law-abiding acts per hour.