The Federation of Yuslavan is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 212 million Yuslavanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The powerhouse Yuslavanian economy, worth 16.9 trillion Yusoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,946 Yusoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,579 per year while the poor average 11,888, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and when you fly on Air Yuslavan you win a seat or you die. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yuslavan's national animal is the Freddy Fazbear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuslavan is ranked 14,738^th in the world and 16^th in The Sacred Elite for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,403.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.