The Republic of Yumn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 30.418 billion Yumnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yumn City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yumnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,348 trillion Rials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,961 Rials, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the government seizes all major gold finds, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yumn's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Yumn is ranked 48,902^nd in the world and 1^st in Yemen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.03 law-abiding acts per hour.