The United Steaks of Yumerica is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chris Ruth with a fair hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 5.685 billion beefeaters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The red-blooded economy, worth 271 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,603 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yumerica's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salad is what my food eats.

Yumerica is ranked 199,912^th in the world and 3^rd in Lone Star for Most Secular, with 15.87 Atheism Rate.