The Bright Spring Afternoon of Yulis is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Azmoérne VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.949 billion Yulisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameóre. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The thriving Yulisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,105 trillion Cheeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,504 Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, interest in globalism never flags, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yulis's national animal is the That Bird That's On The Flag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.

Yulis is ranked 289,311^th in the world and 45^th in One big Island for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.