The Republic of Yulet is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Santa with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.735 billion Yuletians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yuletian economy, worth 495 trillion debits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,680 debits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yulet's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yulet is ranked 222,184^th in the world and 40^th in Christmas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 220.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.