The RRRC Democratic States of Yozakura is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Allen Chronixcy with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.178 billion Yozakurans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yomihikari. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Yozakuran economy, worth 633 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,975 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yozakura's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yozakura is ranked 145,858^th in the world and 12^th in Loush Land for Smartest Citizens, with 30.43 quips per hour.