The Republic of Yoyle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 1.36 billion Yoyleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoyle City. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yoylean economy, worth 151 trillion Yoylean dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,541 Yoylean dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the Yoyle City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', and shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoyle's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Yoyle is ranked 66,935th in the world and 7th in Goninan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,148.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yoyle's influence in Goninan rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Yoyle's influence in Goninan rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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Yoyle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Longest Average Lifespans.
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Yoyle, shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce.
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Yoyle, the Yoyle City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'.
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Yoyle relocated from The Sacred Elite to Goninan.
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Yoyle was removed from the regional ban list of Goninan by
The Holy Fatherland of Avlantica.
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Yoyle, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
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Yoyle, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
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Yoyle, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.



























