The SUCK of Yousuck is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leadersuck with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.842 billion sucks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citysuck. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient a suck economy, worth 299 trillion Currencysucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,280 Currencysucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, Citysuck is a police state during international summits, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yousuck's national animal is the Animalsuck and its national religion is Religionsuck.

Yousuck is ranked 54,177^th in the world and 1^st in Big Pennieginnieginnie Alts for Highest Poor Incomes, with 52,320.39 Standard Monetary Units.