The Republic of Yous Radboroolisimpe is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.566 billion Yous Radboroolisimpeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Yous Radboroolisimpean economy, worth 251 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,098 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,647 per year while the poor average 4,440, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yous Radboroolisimpe's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Yous Radboroolisimpe is ranked 258,243^rd in the world and 85^th in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.18 law-abiding acts per hour.