The Dictatorship of Youngblodia is a small, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 40 million Youngblodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Youngblodian economy, worth 1.21 trillion human skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 30,295 human skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, organ donation is compulsory, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Youngblodia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Youngblodia is ranked 89,442^nd in the world and 38^th in Sparkalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.56 law-abiding acts per hour.