The Theocracy of Youheum is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Son Youheum with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.686 billion Youheumians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomadic Lifestyle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Youheumian economy, worth 557 trillion Loves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,455 Loves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,216 per year while the poor average 16,150, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Minimalism has been named as Youheum's national religion, tax avoidance is a serious affair, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Youheum's national animal is the Peace, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Minimalism.

Youheum is ranked 100,932^nd in the world and 6^th in A 1000 Buddha Lands in This World for Smartest Citizens, with 36.44 quips per hour.