The Off with their head of You First Man is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Mad Queen with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons and state-planned economy. The hard-working population of 16.385 billion You First Manians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The You First Manian economy, worth 713 trillion First Gold Coin of the Men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,524 First Gold Coin of the Men, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the tenet of free speech is held dear, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and Mad Queen has just been declared ruler of You First Man in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You First Man's national animal is the Blood Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

You First Man is ranked 272,989^th in the world and 40^th in Underworld for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,546.72 Standard Monetary Units.