The Republic of You 86 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 8.858 billion You 86ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped You 86ian economy, worth 292 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,984 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. You 86's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

You 86 is ranked 146,775^th in the world and 679^th in Dead Sea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.48 kickbacks per hour.