The Queendom of Yor 5 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.761 billion Yor 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yor 5ian economy, worth 202 trillion Dalcs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,753 Dalcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the Yor 5ian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yor 5's national animal is the Hamster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yor 5 is ranked 169,931^st in the world and 5,561^st in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -64.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.