The Theocracy of Yoonchae is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.056 billion Yoonchaeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The strong Yoonchaean economy, worth 191 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,178 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoonchae's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yoonchae is ranked 119,281^st in the world and 3^rd in Gunma for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 652.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.