The Queendom of Yodonheim is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.833 billion Yodonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daybreak Town. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Yodonheimian economy, worth 211 trillion Radiances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 30,977 Radiances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodonheim's national animal is the Bechats.

Yodonheim is ranked 28,017^th in the world and 4^th in Icor for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.