The Holy Zombie of Yodle X is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.441 billion Yodle Xians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The strong Yodle Xian economy, worth 263 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,396 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Yodle City consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle X's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle X is ranked 105,459^th in the world and 10^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,923.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.