The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 93 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.191 billion Yodle 93ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yodle 93ian economy, worth 297 trillion Gold Coins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,968 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 93's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 93 is ranked 108,043^rd in the world and 8^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 799.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.