The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 80 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.239 billion Yodle 80ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yodle 80ian economy, worth 222 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,494 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, builders across Yodle 80 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 80's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 80 is ranked 143,978^th in the world and 17^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Largest Black Market, with 1.26 trillion Standard Monetary Units.