The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 75 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.355 billion Yodle 75ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yodle 75ian economy, worth 210 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,303 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, Emperor Wuff has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 75's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 75 is ranked 266,354^th in the world and 8^th in The Disneyland Resort for Smartest Citizens, with 19.75 quips per hour.