The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 73 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.212 billion Yodle 73ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The strong Yodle 73ian economy, worth 221 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,598 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 73's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 73 is ranked 166,244^th in the world and 6^th in The Disneyland Resort for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 615.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.