The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 65 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 4.115 billion Yodle 65ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The very strong Yodle 65ian economy, worth 280 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,094 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 65's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 65 is ranked 102,496^th in the world and 6^th in Solidarity With The Raided for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.