The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 63 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, devout population of 4.196 billion Yodle 63ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yodle 63ian economy, worth 224 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,458 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Yodle 63, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and halberds are common 18th birthday presents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 63's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 63 is ranked 50,192^nd in the world and 1^st in Solidarity With The Raided for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,676.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.