The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 59 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.144 billion Yodle 59ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Yodle 59ian economy, worth 177 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,839 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Gold Coins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Zombie Nebula, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, leisure is a crime in ski towns, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 59's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 59 is ranked 137,738^th in the world and 5^th in Bernie Sanders Supporters for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 705.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.