The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 58 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The cynical population of 4.389 billion Yodle 58ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yodle 58ian economy, worth 212 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,321 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, Yodle City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 58's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 58 is ranked 194,435^th in the world and 3^rd in Bernie Sanders Supporters for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.45 percentage of bribes refused.