The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 57 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.134 billion Yodle 57ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 46.1%.

The strong Yodle 57ian economy, worth 239 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,024 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exterminators swarm Yodle 57ian homes, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", international tensions are high as Yodle 57 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 57's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yodle 57 is ranked 134,647^th in the world and 5^th in Bernie Sanders Supporters for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,024.58 Standard Monetary Units.