The Holy Red Zombie of Yodle 51 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.129 billion Yodle 51ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The thriving Yodle 51ian economy, worth 282 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,419 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Some say that Emperor Wuff can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 51's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 51 is ranked 98,149^th in the world and 4^th in The Region That Has One State Bank for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 919.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.