The Holy Zombie of Yodle 50 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.223 billion Yodle 50ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The very strong Yodle 50ian economy, worth 247 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,578 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, and retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 50's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 50 is ranked 263,272^nd in the world and 6^th in The Region That Has One State Bank for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.