The Guinea Pigtopia of Yodle 5 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, lack of airports, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.984 billion Yodle 5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,013 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Yodle 5ian bee, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Yodle 5 has found 10 easter eggs), looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and Yodle 5ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 5's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 5 is ranked 216,345^th in the world and 25^th in Disney World for Safest, scoring 52.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.