The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 47 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working population of 4.204 billion Yodle 47ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The very strong Yodle 47ian economy, worth 261 trillion Gold Coins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,171 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,774 per year while the poor average 13,540, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 47's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 47 is ranked 152,471^st in the world and 4^th in The Region That Has One State Bank for Largest Populations, with 4.20 billion capita.