The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 45 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.35 billion Yodle 45ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yodle 45ian economy, worth 266 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,071 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, even secular Yodle 45ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 45's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 45 is ranked 248,422^nd in the world and 9^th in Galactic Empire of Sween for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.45 percentage of bribes refused.