The Disputed Territories of Yodle 4 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.767 billion Yodle 4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 4ian economy, worth 733 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,135 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,286 per year while the poor average 21,364, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

A serf by any other name works just as hard, sex changes are routinely performed at Yodle 4's hospitals, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 4's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 4 is ranked 32,540^th in the world and 5^th in Disney World for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,054.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.