The Holy Republic of Yodle 35 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.829 billion Yodle 35ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yodle 35ian economy, worth 533 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 78,150 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, foreigners write "made in Yodle 35" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, and frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 35's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 35 is ranked 11,178^th in the world and 1^st in The Disneyland Resort for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,068.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.