Most Devout: 19,749thMost Cultured: 24,571stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,042nd
The Holy Blue Zombie of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Friendship, Lucky, Moo
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yodle 32

Population6.76 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithOrthodox Yodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalZombie

The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 32 is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.76 billion Yodle 32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yodle 32ian economy, worth 540 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,944 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 32's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 32 is ranked 261,094th in the world and 6th in Yo Mama for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 19,749thMost Cultured: 24,571stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,042ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,507thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31,055th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yodle 32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 32, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 32, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Yodle 32 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 32, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 32, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : Yodle 32 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 32, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Yodle 32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Yodle 32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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