The Holy Red Borderlands of Yodle 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jennifer with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.887 billion Yodle 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 3ian economy, worth 732 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,392 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, all music has been banned, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 3's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 3 is ranked 39,826^th in the world and 10^th in Disney World for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,229.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.