The Holy Zombie of Yodle 29 is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.839 billion Yodle 29ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yodle 29ian economy, worth 633 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 92,601 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dictionary is a common first book for children, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 29's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 29 is ranked 296,299^th in the world and 10^th in Yo Mama for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.