The Holy Zombie of Yodle 27 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.856 billion Yodle 27ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The all-consuming Yodle 27ian economy, worth 618 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,232 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,237 per year while the poor average 19,054, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 27's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 27 is ranked 209,399^th in the world and 5^th in PeanutCraft for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 149.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.