The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 26 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.84 billion Yodle 26ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 26ian economy, worth 604 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,405 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 26's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 26 is ranked 287,894^th in the world and 8^th in PeanutCraft for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.