The Holy Republic of Yodle 22 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical, devout population of 6.994 billion Yodle 22ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 22ian economy, worth 633 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,482 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, bins outnumber trees in city parks, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 22's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 22 is ranked 273,123^rd in the world and 6^th in PeanutCraft for Most Secular, with 10.75 Atheism Rate.