Largest Insurance Industry: 1,533rdMost Conservative: 17,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,476th
The Holy Blue Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NationStates
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Yodle 15

Population5.649 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalYodlean Eagle

The Holy Blue Republic of Yodle 15 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.649 billion Yodle 15ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 15ian economy, worth 580 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,737 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 15's national animal is the Yodlean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 15 is ranked 44,969th in the world and 23rd in Disney World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.77 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,533rdTop
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Most Conservative: 17,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,476th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yodle 15's influence in Disney World fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, rural Yodle 15ians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, misbehaving Yodlean Eagles deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.

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