The Blue Holy Empire of Yodle 14 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.735 billion Yodle 14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 14ian economy, worth 636 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,028 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, every week is blindness awareness week, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 14's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 14 is ranked 47,878^th in the world and 20^th in Disney World for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,509.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.