The Zombie of Yodle 1 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.004 billion Yodle1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,698 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,522 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Yodle 1, the fattest folk in Yodle 1 look to be the happiest ones, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 1's national animal is the Yodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 1 is ranked 24,041^st in the world and 8^th in Disney World for Highest Poor Incomes, with 84,087.18 Standard Monetary Units.