The Holy Blue Zombie of Yod is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.744 billion Yodleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The powerhouse Yodian economy, worth 665 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,671 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yod's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yod is ranked 233,925^th in the world and 8^th in Yo Mama for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.