The Ymerodraeth of Ynys Dywyll is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Imperial Serenity Steffan LXXXII with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 41.038 billion Dark Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Ddraig Goch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ynys Dywyllian economy, worth an astonishing 14,696 trillion Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,125 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, there is one competing standard, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ynys Dywyll's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ynys Dywyll is ranked 137,956^th in the world and 59^th in Union of Allied States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 468.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.